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I Hate All My Ex​-​Girlfriends (And Most Of Yours, Too)

by Promised Maybes

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1.
I'm sorry if you feel bad Because of what I said I thought that I could make you laugh But instead you walked away upset How could you not know that I care for you And I didn't mean any harm? But you're taking offense again When I had meant nothing But you're playing defense again It's so hard to be charming Maybe it was your hair Or maybe it was the beer All I know is that I care And I only wanted to keep you here I'm sorry if you feel bad Because of what I said I thought that I could make you laugh I thought that I would make you laugh
2.
I get out of my bed and stumble to the floor I put on my deodorant like I did the day before I don't know why I thought I knew While cleaning my room I think of you I wish that you were here with me Cuz I need help getting this room clean And you still owe me! I go through all my drawers and try to find a pair of socks And a clean pair of shorts but I guess I'm not in luck
3.
Sap 02:28
I've heard all the people talk about what never happened and what will never be/I really tried to keep an open mind but I realized that we'd always be a thing of the past/Behind bolted doors and the barred windows we could never get through/Cuz I was always held back by you/And it makes me wonder what could have been if we just tried/It drives me crazy/Maybe if we tried/You drive me crazy/W'oh baby./I feel there's nothing left to do after all that we've said and we have shared/You were always afraid to open up cuz you never believed that I really cared/And to this day it blows my mind - how could you not know that I lived for you?/Was the rumour even true?
4.
Everything 01:38
My darling, my sweetheart My starling, my butter tart Don't you know you're everything With all the flowers that I bring? Don't you know you're everything Every time you hear me sing? My ocean, constellation Don't go yet, my Juliet
5.
Huddle Up 01:52
Time has passed and nothing's changed And I'm still feeling wrong I can't believe I let you go From the place where you belonged But regret is never quite good enough And we're all taught to hang our head low I almost spoke I tried and tried but I couldn't see past the lies I tried and tried but I couldn't look you in the eyes I can guess what you think of me And my vision is not that good I know that we both tried As hard as we could But remorse is never quite good enough With the feelings of what was left behind I almost cried
6.
Her confidence is not as high as it should be She doesn't believe she's top of the line I want to tell her that she's wanted But I don't want to waste her time And I don't think she knows how good she is 'Cuz she's so damn good And I wrote her a song instead of a letter I thought a sweet melody would make her see But she still thinks she's nothing much When she means everything to me And I don't think she knows how good she is 'Cuz she's so damn good When I first saw you I saw that light in your eyes Like heaven But this has been hell Trying to make you see That you're so damn good Tonight, may I dream of you?
7.
Chris says he's in love with Marlene She's the prettiest girl that he's ever seen That gleam in her eye outshines the sun Chris says she's the busiest girl in town She has two jobs to hold down So I joked maybe she should give him one I laughed But I think Chris wanted to kick my ass For saying that He said "she's the one so watch your mouth or else... I'm gonna punch you in the face!" Chris says that things might have changed 'Cuz Marlene hasn't called him since the day He was somehow smooth enough to steal a kiss He says she's too smart and he's too dumb She broke his heart and he got none I said "Chris, that's what love is." Chris laughed But I kinda wanted to kick his ass For laughing at that I was serious but he was just too stoned. Chris said, Chris said... Chris says he just doesn't know Why that chick Marlene won't let him know Why she wants to take it slow Chris said, Chris said...
8.
Burned Again 02:25
I'll accept that the feeling comes and goes We win only to lose out in the end again Loss of stability and control Lacking self-esteem and recycling these feelings again It was too good to be perfect Led on and up just to be brought down again She went on an eight-day power trip Taking advantage of my weak and sensitive side It starts again I don't know what it is that I've been missing all these years But I am sure of the fact that I don't want to get it back This is the second time that I've been burned You'd think that I would learn But every time it just gets more Complicated than the time before I know that I will never win And I will hate you in the end Expressing words you never meant Making me believe that I could start again Pretending we were more than friends I'm beginning to notice a very fearful trend
9.
Karli 00:15
Heard you wanted a song so here you are I hope you enjoy it Cuz it's not gonna last that long This is for Karli
10.
Duly Noted 01:44
I've been here sixteen years and I'm still not satisfied I'm afraid but I don't want to run and hide I doubt I'll ever be the same again I doubt that you will ever understand I'm pressured by the feelings that I feel Yet I've never really been afraid to fail And should I ever somehow see you again I won't look at you much less shake your hand After all, you never really were my friend.
11.
Me And You 02:46
Alone in a crowd My loneliness forgives The pain that was caused And I don't want to Live like this anymore No one can see My true identity No one believes That I'm decaying Slowly fading away Is it impossible for you To see the problem is nothing new? It's people like me and you Cursed with intelligence and rational thoughts Criticized by idiots who think they know a lot Alone in a crowd I can't forget the pain And no one cares So I'll just walk away Regretting all those times we shared
12.
Same Way 01:55
Do you remember when you swore to me That you'd always be there for me? Where were you? I guess those feelings are now long gone I realize I was so wrong In trusting you It's been several days since you've talked to me I can't help if I wanna be Close to you But you aren't even close to feeling the same way You don't even feel the same pain That I do I need to know if you feel the same way The same way that I do I need to know if you feel the same way The same way that I do Same way, same way Same way, same way
13.
Piffle 01:22
I waited for more than half an hour and what for? So I could be told that my future is looking grim? I appreciate the fact that you found out what you could But that's not enough and I won't give up Unless I have to try I never expected it would be as hard as it looks like it's going to be My future looks nothing like I wanted it to be There's no looking back Time has never gone by so fast But the past is in the past And now I have to try to make my future last Or fall flat on my ass.
14.
You're killing me Hyperbolas mean shit to me And I could care less If I didn't try my best I'm right, you're wrong Farewell, so long You're killing me I'd rather be in anarchy I won't learn anything I don't care what tomorrow brings
15.
This Ache 03:07
Do whatever you need to do Make sure you see it through I'm wondering where you are It used to be so honest But now I know you've won And you ripped out my heart Without you with nothing to do And I'm smoking dope Just trying to ease the pain I'm smoking dope Just trying to ease the pain You caused this ache Where are you? I can't see you I can't believe what we're going through
16.
You can't get something from nothing You've gotta know who you can really trust You can't get nothing from something Cuz something has gotta come out You can try to be something more than you are I've done the same but I've realized That this scapegoat that we all call life Is nothing we haven't done before.
17.
Talking about the times that have passed the last week Laurin's game and Brandon's shit streak Scotty's fun and Jer's new high But outside the rain was pouring down hard None of us had brought a car And we didn't want to walk an hour's time We wanted to ask Shannon if she'd mind Giving the four of us a ride Cuz it was raining hard outside Endless cups of coffee, barely lukewarm Wondering what we'd do if the storm Didn't kill us while walking home Finally one of us got the guts To ask Shannon if she'd mind when she got off work Giving us a ride to Nipigon So we asked Shannon if she'd mind Giving the four of us a ride Cuz it was raining hard outside We rode in Shannon's expedition last night Cuz we really needed a ride Cuz it was raining hard outside
18.
Pipe 03:33
Anything you want Anything you need You can get it for yourself I'm not your slave Tell me what you thought Tell me what you believe You can fake it for yourself I'm not naive Who gave you permission to ruin my life? You have no sense of wrong or right What is it you feel? What do you believe is real? You can go convince yourself I'm not intrigued Who gave you permission to ruin my life? You have no sense of wrong or right I can't condone this act of spite So who gave you permission to ruin my life?
19.
Grounded 01:43
Thinking I should let you go I'm standing all by myself Thinking I should pick up the phone I'm talking to myself You used to feel the same Now there's others on your mind I don't think I can defeat this test of time When I'm grounded I'm taken away from you So astounded, yet I played the fool I intended to make you a part of me So you'd see that I'm dying to try just for you
20.
I'm discontent within myself This is how I've always felt You are gone and I'm still here Embracing every thing I fear It's just another lonely night And I'm giving up the fight I wouldn't hesitate to change If you swore that you would stay There is nothing I could say To make you forgive my mistakes And there is nothing I can do To make you believe this rumour's true We both knew it'd come to this There's no sense in trying to resist But I won't hide behind my regret It's always hard to admit when there's nothing left And we both know there's nothing left

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Home-recorded songs that were written back when I was in high school and college (1996-2000).

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released December 17, 2017

Lyrics and music by B. Tryon
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Promised Maybes Halifax, Nova Scotia

Promised Maybes, aka Brandon Tryon, is a one-man punk band coming out of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. He has taken to home- recording old songs written in high school years earlier.

In January 2022, he released his first album of a older acoustic-based songs, "Maybes".

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